Andrew Garfield attends the German première of “The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise of Electro” in Berlin (April 15th, 2014)
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kellyghost:

fuckyeah1990s:

Homeward Bound T-Shirt

Holy shit

seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you